Damn yuppie bosses, i have to keep listening to them when they make such a valiant effort to promote anti-drug use and say people who smoke marijuana will never succeed in life and will always fail because they lack discipline and morals because they are weak enough to succumb to their cravings. I’m the best worker in the entire corporation and I smoke BOATLOADS of weed. Take that, yuppies

Why do “certain people” insist on walking in the middle of the street, regardless of how heavy the traffic is? Are they hoping they’ll get hit and get a payday from my insurance? Someone needs to let them know that being run over by an SUV isn’t going to leave them in any kind of state to enjoy that money.

Thanks for making me sit here in this 89 degree hellhole with no ac on for 2 and a half hours just to tell me the fucking camera is broken when i finally get my number called! Are you fucking kidding me? Don’t worry, i have a God damned money tree in my backyard, so you making me miss almost 3 hours of work today won’t affect me having to fork out most of my money to pay the fees you assfaces charge.

I hate those stupid “Out of a job yet? Keep buying foreign!” signs. Did it ever occur to you that those “foreign” manufacturers (especially cars) are probably made in your country? They probably provide more jobs than some other domestic car company that was ran by asshole execs and whose factories were staffed by greedy unionized low education line monkeys.

Yeah, I get it. You’re getting exercise and going from point A to point B at the same time. Ladi fricken dah. Now, wipe that god damn smirk off your face and get in my trunk before I t-bone your 10 speed with my sedan. Except you, chick with the short skirt and titty shirt on, you keep pedaling that sex appeal all around town.