Popcorn!
I hate popcorn so much! The seed shells or whatever get stuck in between my molars and it cuts my gums! Its so buttery and good, but so deadly. So very, very deadly.
Archive | Illness
Fuck you, cancer!
I found out last night that my dad has been diagnosed with colon cancer – the doctor says he’s fairly certain that’s what it is and that it looks pretty bad. My dad had to get blood tests and a biopsy and now we have to wait until fucking MONDAY to get the results. That’s [...]
My Genes
Fuck you my own genes. Yes, my genetic code. I hate you for the fact that you gave me the genes for male pattern baldness. Fuck my genes!
Alcoholism
Damn your grip on my impulses. I don’t know how many times I’ve been on my third jigger of whiskey and thought, “can life get any better than this,” only to wake up with a jarring pain coursing through my head, laying upside-down in someone else’s backseat without a shirt on and piss in my [...]
Sick on day off sucks
Why does it never fail that when I finally get a day off, I get sick? I worked three weeks without a day off, and when I finally get a nice day all to myself, I go out to breakfast and get food poisoning? Arrrrgh!