The most amazing thing just happened. I placed an order online with Dominos (BT-dubs, best ordering system ev-er), and they just called me up to confirm that they had my order correct. They were seriously like, “Hey, just wanted to make sure you want your pizza like this” and I was like, “Hells, yeah!” and it was legendary.

Now, this might not seem like a super-mega to ye normal folk, but I’m lactose-intolerant, so I order my pizzas without cheese, and I have been subjected to a life where people assume, even though I ordered something without cheese and even expressly told them that I didn’t want any cheese, that I was just kidding and actually did want cheese with that. Many a dish, I have been forced to cruelly scorn because other people are like, “No, she totes wanted cheese with that” but not Dominos.

Tonight, I shall dine like a king. Tonight, I shall eat pizza.

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