I can’t have sex with retarded losers even if they are my husband
I’ve been busy with kids in my house since Saturday. I’m a stay at home mom with a four bedroom house with 3 common rooms. I haven’t been laid in a full two weeks. My husband comes home at 8 pm after working at a location so famous it’s acronym is on the news daily. People tell him he’s awesome and smart there. Constantly. Well, man comes home and I’m ready to go. We have furtive passionate moonlit gropings in the hot tub. We get frisky in the shower. Then, the man has the nerve to tell my kids to go watch Netflix in the next room while we are getting ready to get busy.
Seriously. “Go sit in the next room behind a hollow-core door while your mom and I have pent up ravenous sex.”
You stupid freaking idiot. I can’t even put my kids to bed at 10:30 PM on a TUESDAY without you screwing up their discipline, their schedule, and our sex.
Well, I’ve been dealing with situations this stupid for eleven years now, and it’s getting ridiculous. That is some EPIC retardation right there. We have 2200 square feet of house and you have the freaking audacity to tell our children to sit outside our bedroom while we do it? Our kids have been staying up all night since SATURDAY and you aren’t man enough to make them sleep in their beds?
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I can’t say that I really understand what you’re complaining about. Your husband loves you and wants you and this makes you upset? If you’re so worried about your kids hearing… why don’t YOU put them to bed? Obviously your husband is just focused on you and wants to get it on. If you don’t feel comfortable doing it around your kids then just take the matter into your own hands and take them to bed or something. No big deal.
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Seriously…why does your husband have to be the one to put the kids to bed? Especially when he’s getting home at 8pm and you’ve been home all day…And what is this \People tell him he’s awesome and smart there\ line about? It sounds like you’re jealous or want him to tell you that you’re great, too. It’s okay to feel this way, but address the problem – don’t blame your husband.
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