Let me shit in peace!
We are with each other 24 hours a day. We live together. We work together. We raise kids together. We do everything together. 99% of the time, this is perfect. But when you walk up to the bathroom door and shout “Are you taking a dump!?” I want to leave you.
How do you not understand that there are some things that I consider private, even after I have TOLD you that I feel that way? Do you have NO sense of courtesy? Do you find it funny that you prevent me from doing the most basic things? That’s right… your little “funny interruption” causes me to be unable to shit unless you are OUT of the house, or I managed to go somewhere without you! Imagine why I have constipation issues.
Do me a favor and climb out of my ass for just 5 minutes a day so I don’t resent you for this little should-be-insignificant annoyance.
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it is unfortunate that even after straight up telling her that what she does bothers you, she still does it.
you really wanna get her to stop asking…?
next time she pulls her little prank on you, respond with something like: “nope, just masturbating. you want to help?” or “nope, just picking my nose. you wanna see the boogers?” or even “sure am, you want to check for blood in the stool for me?” or come up with something that would just disgust her and she just might stop.
or you could try doing that to her. next time she goes to the bathroom, run up, bang on the door and ask “are you taking a piss/dump?” do it every damn time she goes to the bathroom for the next three days. that might just stop her too.
but hey, at least she doesn’t walk in on you while your doing what your doing. that would suck even more.
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Hahaha… I say “let me shit” and you assume I’m a guy. Funny.
That’s the point though… I’m a girl.. a decently attractive on at that… I always assumed guys didn’t want to know that girls shit… or fart or burp or any other “rude” habit.
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ok, well just change all the “she”s and “her”s to him/he. sex of the person doesn’t really matter to the problem at hand, it’s annoying to have it happen to you.
and any guy that thinks a woman doesn’t shit, fart, or burp is an idiot. i’m not saying that we should be there savoring the stench of your ass, but everyone, EVERYONE, farts, burps, and shits. fact of life. everyone does it. that doesn’t mean we should have to share the fact that we are taking a dump with everyone else in the house.
but i understand your complaint here because my ex-wife used to do things like that to me (which is probably why i assumed you were a male, sorry for that). you can still try doing the things i suggested to get HIM to stop bothering you while in the bathroom taking a shit. bide your time and the next time he does that while “aunt flo” is visiting, say “nope changing my pad/tampon, you want to see it?” that might significantly gross him out enough to stop.
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