my birthday f-head
Okay, so a year ago you turned 30. You bitched at me for months when i was going to plan something. 3 months before your birthday I made invitation, got decorrations, paid for the food, booked the location. I threw you a party without your parents help. Now its my turn. I asked you a f-ing year ago to please start planning. I have thrown you a dammed party every year for the past 4 years. I have had nothing. I wanted my 30th to be something special. I haven’t had a birthday party since I was 12. WTF. Here it is…. 1 f-ing week before my birthday, and you tell me to send invites to a house party in which i will have to clean before and after. you really pissed me the hell off this time. your supposed to be the most understanding man in my life. and you are for the most part. but you really f-ed up this time. you are on my SH** list for sure!!!! How could you not plan a party for your wife f-head!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, so 3 days in counting. I told you that I DID NOT WANT A FREAKING HOUSE PARTY!!!!!!!!! Why would i want a bunch of ppl getting drunk at my home. Why? Why the hell would i want to clean every inch of my house for a party that i don’t want??????? you a-hole, you don’t ever listen to me. f u and the horse you rode in on. you had too much pride to partner with my dad to throw me a big party. you ass!!!! dont expect crap from me.
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then don’t bother to clean the fucking house!!!! when he asks why you didn’t do it, say, “it’s my party and i won’t clean if i don’t want to, wont clean if i don’t want to”.
but really, that is complete bull shit that you have to clean the house for your own damn party. you should be sleeping late while he is busting his ass to get the place ready.
if I was YOU, i wouldn’t clean a damn thing, i would call up my best friend (for you it may be 2 or 3) and say “hey, lets go to the casino (insert your fun activity here) for my birthday” and plan on leaving about an hour before the party starts. you can say your just going to the store or something and then call when you get to where your going and say “hey i ran into so and so and we went to _________ for my birthday since you didn’t plan me a party.”
ok… so maybe don’t ad the “since you didn’t plan me a party”, but screw him. do what YOU want to do on YOUR birthday.
and have a Happy Birthday, whatever you decide to do.
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ditch his ass and just treat yourself to a spa away from home
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