…
can i be honest?
i’m the worst liar you’ll ever meet.
(that’s what’s in style now, though)
so keep those artificial smiles up.
and make sure to wear those skin-tight paper denim jeans.
(you paid 128.37 for them, didn’t you?)
give gasoline kisses to the atmosphere for me.
because we need it to get even hotter.
(don’t want those skimpy swimsuits to go to waste)
keep that mind as sharp as possible.
and your hipbones against your skin even sharper.
(because thin is in, and intelligence can wait)
i’m not insulting you.
i’m just stating the facts.
(you don’t like that, though)







