My girlfriend has been gaining weight. This, in and of itself, does not bother me. She is still a very attractive woman. What aggravates me more than anything else in this world is her daily routine of complaining about her weight and then shoveling her gob with food every chance she gets.

Here’s a good run down of a typical morning after waking up. She gets dressed, trying to squeeze into pants that haven’t fitted for months and then gets upset. Complains about her thighs for a few minutes and then gives up to put on her “fat pants”.

Breakfast is likely a few pieces of toast with lots of butter and then perhaps a hot cross bun. Then there’s a snack before lunch, after lunch AND before dinner. Dinnertime she nearly always has seconds. Even though her first portion was large to begin with.

Sometimes I just wish I could just slap the food out of her ever increasingly pudgy hands.

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