I love my job. (Sometimes.)

11:09am March 16 2010 ~ 2 Responses · About people.

To my coworkers, (who are normally kind and considerate,) after coming back to work with the leftovers of puking my guts out most of last night, I’d like to THANK YOU for ‘using’ my laptop this morning.
Not only did you log me out, erasing what I was working on, (you, thoughtless, evil, monkies,) you took the laptop to a 3 hour meeting. Which means that unless I said something- I’d be computerless, and still running out to my car to cry. I thought someone stole it.

That lunch? On YOUR desk? Sure looks delicious. Watch your back, bitches.

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  1. dude 16 March 2010 at 11:59 AM Permalink

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/344600/computer_prank_frozen_screen/
    http://pranksite.com/cate5/OfficePranks.html
    don’t get mad, GET EVEN WITH THE BITCHES!!!!!!!

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  2. dude 16 March 2010 at 12:25 PM Permalink

    Office Pranks

    Garlic Phone
    Smash up some garlic and put the pieces inside the mouthpiece of the phone. Then call the victim up and keep him on the phone as long as possible.

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