My room mate can kiss my ass!!

07:55pm October 18 2009 ~ 1 Response · About people.

Dear college room mate,

You are, by far the most negative person i know!! Hearing you talk about how EVERYTHING sucks, all day, every day, gets real old, real quick.
Your negativity is simply not funny. In the 3 weeks since i have been in the room with you, i can count on one hand, the times you said you liked something. There is not enough hands in the world to count how many many times you criticize the way someone does things, the way someone dresses, talks, the music they listen to or what they do for fun. Oh, and your extreme over-use of the words “fuck”, “shit”, “gay” and “fag” is the farthest thing from funny.
Its just plain annoying. Lastly, being a Homophobic Racist Bigot hasn’t been cool or funny since 1940′s Nazi Germany.

Love,
-Che

P.S.: If you make fun of my purple shoes ONE MORE TIME, Im going to rip off your arms and beat your mother with
them.

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  1. D 19 October 2009 at 7:58 PM Permalink

    Mad props for the PS. Very creative.

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