Kittens! I Hate Them!

11:41am October 18 2009 ~ 2 Responses · About animals.

And don’t give me your shitt about kittens being so cute and innocent! That is just a PLOY! They eat you out of house and home and shitt outside litter box and we all KNOW what’s coming next! They will! become CATS! Clawing up your furniture! Spraying their smelly spray anywhere they damn well please! And that nauseating purring noise. They DO NOT love you! That just want easy FOOD! KITTENS! I SPIT on them! FUCK Kittens! DIE, Kitten scum!

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  1. 001001 18 October 2009 at 2:08 PM Permalink

    I agree, kittens suck. I have a bunch of roommates and we have 3 of them. Now the house constantly stinks even worse than it did and the cats get into everything. I wish they would die.

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  2. Kittens! I Hate Them! 19 October 2009 at 3:10 PM Permalink

    Allrighty, I confess: I tried to think of something no one could possibly hate, and then write a hate post about it. For maximum effect, it should be read aloud in a “Soup Nazi” accent :-D

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