Passive aggresive in public

02:21am October 03 2009 ~ 7 Responses · About people.

If i’m standing in your way at the grocery store, don’t stand behind me making little passive aggressive noises, until you eventually decide to brush past me aggressively.
FUCKING COMMUNICATE.
blow some air through those vocal chords
“hey, I need to get to the mushrooms”.
Shit.

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  1. Anonymous 3 October 2009 at 9:41 AM Permalink

    mmmmm shrooms

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  2. Anonymous 3 October 2009 at 11:09 PM Permalink

    if your standing in my way and you KNOW your in my way,
    FUCKING MOVE
    then i wont have to bother standing there making all the passive agressive noises or use my vocal cords to tell you what i need.
    fuck, if im gonna do that, i’ll just tell you to get the fucking mushrooms for me.
    Shit!

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  3. Anonymous 4 October 2009 at 1:30 AM Permalink

    Anon,how in the world would anyone know that they were in your way if you didn’t say anything.

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  4. Anonymous 4 October 2009 at 10:40 AM Permalink

    “If i’m standing in your way at the grocery store, don’t stand behind me making little passive aggressive noises, until you eventually decide to brush past me aggressively.”
    you obviously heard the little passive/agressive noises i was making since you mentioned it here.
    therefore, you obviously knew you were in my way.
    hell have a little common sense. you see how big those isles are. if you park your cart on one side to look at something on the other side, don’t stand in between your cart and the other shelf. duh, when you block the isle like that, nobody can get past you.
    dont be so stupid.

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  5. Too Nice 6 October 2009 at 3:59 AM Permalink

    I love walmart

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  6. lol 6 October 2009 at 10:21 AM Permalink

    what I love is slowly dialing up the anger and crazy in my stare at the person in the frigging way until it is epic and their companion becomes afraid. Words are useless, they only communicate 12 percent of the message.

    Cheap thrills are fun.

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  7. solution: 6 October 2009 at 11:01 AM Permalink

    to solve aisle blockages, bring a flamethrower.
    if a flamethrower is not availiable, consider a lighter and aerosol can.

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