Ah, the chav. A race of people (and they are a race- NOT a human race) so utterly vile they would gladly steal their grandmas false teeth to pawn in exchange for a gold sovereign for their toddler Chantelle to wear to nursery, just so she can look cooler than all the “trampy kids”.

What is it with these assholes? They run around yelling expletives at anyone who looks them in the eye, or lob stones at you if you dont lend them £2 for the phone, not to mention the extremely nasty lowlifes who would happily stamp on your head several times just because you expressed a liking for their rival football team.

My brother used to be a borderline chav when he was younger and one of the most stupid things he ever said was “I wish I was black cos then I’d look cooler”! Actually, he also claimed to be famous in the small town he lives in, but seriously- a reverse Jacko? What an idiot! Thankfully he’s not such a noob anymore but it was touch and go for a while.

And what is it with these jackasses constantly reproducing. Haven’t they ever heard of contraception? Dont they have any self control? At the rate they’re going, in 20 years the entire planet will be filled with stupid, ignorant twats with IQ’s of 10 and I fear we may have to elect a Vikki Pollard-alike as president as she will be the best we have.

These people need to be removed from society. Would anyone miss them??? Perhaps we could load them in a giant cannon and fire them straight at the sun? Sounds like a plan to me. Feel free to share with me any other ideas on how to rid society of these ignorant scumbags.

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