You can all fuck off

01:52pm September 27 2009 ~ 0 Responses · About life.

Ladies: your children might be the centre of your universe, but they are not the centre of mine. You may talk about them for a maximum of 3 minutes to me, before I forcefully change the subject.

Moreover, your pram/pushchair is not a siege weapon. It does not exist for the sole purpose of running over peasants/old people/other children. If you have it in a cafe, and the child is not sitting in it, collapse the fucking thing and store it under the table. If your child is old enough to walk, and looks like it’s too big for the pushchair, then make it walk. No wonder kids are getting fat these days, if their parents push them around in a buggy until they’re 10 years old.

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