You’re Not Drunk
You’ve had two beers. You’re nowhere near drunk. So why do you feel the need to tell me how tipsy you feel before EVERY DAMN SIP YOU TAKE?!!!
You’re not fooling anyone. It’s fucking annoying. Just drink the damn beer and think of something else to say. Does the alcohol mess with your ability to say anything other than “I’m SO drunk.” Either drink it normally or I’m getting shots out and then we’ll just see how “drunk” you get.







