Using the Same Alias While Responding To Vents

07:16am September 24 2009 ~ 26 Responses · About people.

You know who you are. Heck you will probably respond to my vent. All you do is try and use logical reasoning and rebuttal people’s vents. Although you think it’s funny, you are a poor pathetic piece of crap. You probably have a blog, in which you claim your a comedian and the reason you migrated to here was your blog wasn’t getting any traffic. Heck I’m sure your only subscribers are Nigerian Kings.

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  1. UltimateChase 24 September 2009 at 7:29 AM Permalink

    Geez, whoever you’re talking about sounds like a real prick. Who would use logical reasoning to refute someone’s rambling nonsense while they’re waiting for a load of laundry to dry? What an asshole!

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  2. UltimateChase 24 September 2009 at 7:31 AM Permalink

    I’d also like to address the title of this vent. Any man that would dare use the SAME alias for more than one comment is not only a pathetic piece of shit, but almost certainly keeps a blog for entertaining Nigerians. That is just the lowest.

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  3. RegularChase 24 September 2009 at 7:35 AM Permalink

    Oh. I just read the rules. I didn’t realize that we were supposed to remain completely anonymous and not use any names or identifying information. It was clearly wrong of me to use my regular internet handle. Someone could find my blog that way. From now on, I’ll make sure to slightly adjust my alias from comment to comment.

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  4. Anonymous 24 September 2009 at 7:41 AM Permalink

    After looking at this website for an entire two minutes I hate you already. Stop being such an ostentatious prick.

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    • UltimateChase 24 September 2009 at 7:43 AM Permalink

      I’m not going to front, I have no idea what that word means.

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      • Anonymous 24 September 2009 at 7:47 AM Permalink

        http://www.dictionary.com , the internet can also be a place for learning, not just jerking off to your own perceived wit.

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        • UltimateChase 24 September 2009 at 7:51 AM Permalink

          I don’t jerk off to “my own perceived wit.” I have my girlfriend jerk me and whisper, “Oh, baby, you’re so funny. You really showed that stranger on the internet how dumb he was,” into my ear while I type shit. By the way, how is being humorless and pretentious while you criticize strangers on the internet any better?

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  5. Johnathan Dough 24 September 2009 at 7:56 AM Permalink

    “By the way, how is being humorless and pretentious while you criticize strangers on the internet any better?”

    Really? You don’t realize what you’re saying here?

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    • UltimateChase 24 September 2009 at 8:01 AM Permalink

      Uhh…no. I don’t follow. Unless you’re suggesting that I myself am humorless and pretentious, in which case, yeah, I guess, whatever. Look, I’m not trying to troll the site or make people finally realize what a comic genius I am through the comment section of ventanon.com. Is it really that terrible that I express my opinions on some of these vents? Am I that fucking irritating to you?

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      • Johnathan Dough 24 September 2009 at 8:05 AM Permalink

        My only concern is that people come here to vent a lil’ and feel better.

        You, however, are making people only angrier. Your points are not bringing any ideas of resolution or help…just things to frustrate the writer. I’m trying not to be rude, but do you think you could maybe hold back a lil’ on your criticisms? I’m sure a lot of people would appreciate it.

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        • UltimateChase 24 September 2009 at 8:11 AM Permalink

          Yeah, that’s fair. I don’t know why I just started rapid firing comments at vents that seemed like flat-out lies or total stupidity. I think there’s actually like one or two that I read that I agreed with and wasn’t a prick about, if that helps.

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      • Poor Chase 24 September 2009 at 8:06 AM Permalink

        Did a light bulb just turn on in your head? To answer your question, yes you are. Spamming responses on vents is not funny. No one wants to hear your two sense on every vent. Here’s a tip. Stick to doing laundry so when your “girlfriend” goes down on you and claims your are the greatest thing since Kindergarten Cop, she won’t see the skid marks you left in your underwear, after your last WoW raid.

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        • UltimateChase 24 September 2009 at 8:14 AM Permalink

          Alright, first of all, I’m not spamming anything here. I’m not doing anything that “knobgobbler” didn’t do, except that I’m not a moron. Secondly, who asked you? You can’t even spell “cents.” Thirdly, nice one. Kindergarten Cop rules, so I kind of feel good about that even though you basically said that I don’t have a girlfriend, I don’t wipe my butt and I play WoW. That’s pretty mean.

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          • Use a Dictionary 24 September 2009 at 8:17 AM Permalink

            The previous post used the word sense correctly. You are referring to cents which is a denomination of US currency. Or for your better understanding, 1 Orc Schilling.

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          • Actually, 24 September 2009 at 10:58 PM Permalink

            “Two cents” makes sense. It’s an idiom.

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  6. UltimateChase 24 September 2009 at 8:23 AM Permalink

    Actually, the expression is “your two cents,” retard. Google it.

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  7. Retard 24 September 2009 at 8:25 AM Permalink

    Google isn’t a verb.

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    • UltimateChase 24 September 2009 at 8:29 AM Permalink

      Yeah, but it’s a pretty common expression and it’s used pretty commonly as a verb. As opposed to “your two sense,” which is a complete misunderstanding of a common expression and doesn’t make any sense at all.

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    • Venting Champ 24 September 2009 at 8:37 AM Permalink

      If wikipedia says it… it must be true, Google is a verb

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    • Fellow in arms 24 September 2009 at 10:45 AM Permalink

      Oh, I just had to get in on this, I’m sorry, but according to Merriam-webster, “google” is a transitive verb.

      http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/google

      Ultimate Chase, I think you are making some very good points here. I don’t see how your opinions and comments should affect whatever these people are ranting about. I myself feel that the point of venting is to not care about what others think, and to just let it out.

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  8. Anonymous 24 September 2009 at 8:34 AM Permalink

    God loves everyone!

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    • Zeus 25 September 2009 at 7:47 AM Permalink

      Which one? Thor, myself, that jackass Yahweh? We are all equally nonexistent.

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  9. Jack 24 September 2009 at 10:59 AM Permalink

    So the OP is venting about UltimateChase’s venting about vents posted on a site about venting?

    The word has now lost all meaning for me.

    /my too sentz

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  10. Knob Gobbler 24 September 2009 at 12:55 PM Permalink

    Hey thanks for mentioning me even though you called me a moron. It takes one to know one so we’ll leave it at that. BTW, Google is in the dictionary as a transitive verb. In yo face sucka!

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  11. Anonymous 25 September 2009 at 1:34 AM Permalink

    I STARTED A FLAME WAR THIS IS SO COOL!

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