To my “friends”
Why the hell do you people, my “friends” give me so much shit, in response to my general kindness to you? After I let you into my house, day after day, allow you to eat my food and drink my drink, enjoy my luxuries and use my resources, you still repay me by spitting in my face. You all make me sick, I’m tired of your stupid grins, your fat, slovenly appearances and unquenchable desire to exploit my good nature. You are worthless pricks who don’t deserve a friend like me, so go gather into one vehicle and drive off a cliff into the ocean.
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Okay, so you’re saying that your friends are giving you shit in response to your general kindness towards them. I WOULD TOO. Are you kidding me? You let a bunch of dudes you know hang out at your place and eat all your food, even though apperantly they give you shit for being nice to them. It sounds like your friends are saying, \Hey retard, way to let us use all your shit and push you around.\ I’m sure you want these dudes to get in a car and drive off a cliff, but you know what? It seems a lot more likely that you’ll let them shove you around until you snap and drive yourself off a cliff. At which point your \friends\ will probably continue to have a badass time using your stuff.
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cool.
one last favor.
can we borrow your car?
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