Teach yourself Tech Support
Look, just because you purchased a service, does not mean “everything else.” You buy phone, cable, internet service, we take care of that shit. You think the coax cable that hooks into your grandma’s 1950 TV cooked it? Your remote stops working because your kid threw it in the toilet and you’re pissed that we’re charging you for a new one?
No, your coax cable does not, nor will it EVER, fit to your goddamned toaster. I will not send a tech out to see why your tv only works, when you toast bread. We live on planet Fucking Earth. Not goddamned Stupid-Fuck 4.
Wondering why we won’t troubleshoot your phone problem? Because you claim you can’t even LOOK at your fucking phone line because it disconnects you when you even look at it.
Your computer stopped working and there was a dead fucking rat found hanging from the power supply, why are you bitching that it’ll *GASP* COST MONEY TO FIX?
What is spyware, viruses, ad-ware? Look it fucking up. It’s on goddamned Wikipedia for fucks sake, google the shit. What do you think I do 99% of the time when I run into a computer problem I don’t know about? I reach my arm WAAAAY over, the two goddamned feet to my fucking keyboard, and research. I can’t help it that you’re too fucking lazy to type. How the fuck did you get a job that even had you being remotely around fucking electricity? Did you just crawl out of a cave?
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