ARGH!
Fuck this douche bag that won’t ask me out again. ITS BEEN A FREAKING WEEK. I thought we hit it off, you fucking threw yourself on me the first date. And when I told you “No” you were actually sweet about it and said we had plenty of time for that. Sounds really nice, doesn’t it? Two days later, you asked me out again. You took me to dinner, conversation was good, then RIGHT back to your house to “watch a movie”, you said that you wanted to wait until we fucked even though I was all wet, horny, and gyrational (sp?). Yes, I would have had sex with you, but it didn’t seem like that’s what you wanted or were ready for. So, I, being the always accommodating sexual partner, asked to go down on you. An immediate “yes” was the response. I made you come in about 4.5 minutes. You looked thoroughly pleased and verbally confirmed that I sucked your dick to a T. Well that was the last I’ve heard from you…a week ago. I know you may not be looking for a relationship and, guess what?, I’m not either. However, if you’re sending out the signals that you’re interested in someone: SEND THEM A FUCKING TEXT MESSAGE OR *GASP* CALL! Or, if not: IGNORE MY TEXTS! Yes, I proceeded to ask YOU out after a few days passed, to open up the pathways of communication. Well you responded…. thanks for doing so. But still no date and still no contact FROM you. I’M SICK OF CONSTANTLY CHECKING MY PHONE, FACEBOOK, EMAIL. GOD DAMN YOU! Please, guys, I know you all are fucking horny, SO AM I. But if you have an inkling that you may never want to see someone again in a romantic capacity, IGNORE THEM. It gets the point across a hell of a lot quicker.
If you read this, god damn it, I’m into you. I hope you’re finding smarter, funnier, sweeter, hotter, bigger tits, nicer ass, more original chicks on fucking Match.com. Oh yea, I saw your profile on there. I’m OUT
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True to the first reply. Gals are so uppity about what they want, hiding behind a fucking shadow. Want a GOOD guy? Stop being a slut. Want a no strings attached relationship, just want a good fuck from time to time? Grow some balls and say it. 95% of the male community will jump all over that shit.
Guys don’t want relationships in a majority of the time (see the previous 95% rule). We want to fuck. A lot. Relationships are just a way of having sex on a hopefully more frequent basis. Which usually entails us spending a lot of our money and time on bullshit, hoping we get a chance to tap that ass.
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